Bike Jokes

Does anyone know any funny sex jokes or things that are funny but not meant to be funny ?…?
what makes you laugh? heres something that makes me laugh every time i think about it, i was in bath with my boyfriend walking and a little kid cycles past us, looks round glares at us and falls off her bike !! I was laughing my ppants off !! tell me your funny stories.. i need a laugh:P and can you think of any funny jokes? xxx
A married couple is driving along when they see a wounded skunk on the side of the road. They stop, the wife gets out, picks it up, and brings it into the car.
She says, “Look, it’s shivering, it must be cold. What should I do?”
Her husband replies, “Put it between your legs to keep it warm.”
She asks, “What about the smell?”
He says, “Hold its nose.
Funny bicycle joke
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TransIt Soft Bike Case $59.99 TransIt Soft Bike Case. The TransIt Soft Bike Case is an easy, clean alternative for bike transport. |
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XPORT Locking Upright Bike Mount $199 XPORT Locking Upright Bike Mount. This Locking Bike mount is a secure and stable way to transport your bike. |
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Ultra Light Bike Mirror $24.99 Ultra Light Bike Mirror. This Ultra Light Bike Mirror is designed for commuting, touring or just about anytime you need to increase your line of vision. |
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Delta Michelangelo Bike Rack $79.99 Delta Michelangelo Bike Rack. This combination of form and function creates an elegant bike rack you won’t mind having in the living room. |
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