Bicycle Safety Lights

Christmas Presents?
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, “Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?”
The kid says, ” Yeah.”
The cop says, “Well, next year tell Santa to put tail-light on that bike.” The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, “By the way, that’s a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?”
Humoring the kid, the cop says, “Yeah, he sure did.”
The kid says, “Well, next year tell Santa to put the d!ck underneath the horse, instead of on top.”
that was really good made me laugh dont usually laugh at jokes but that was great .
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Mini 3-Mode Waterproof Silicone Safety Flash Light for Bike-Blue Light Mini 3-Mode Waterproof Silicone Safety Flash LED Light Super Bright Warning Lamp for Bike-Blue LightProduct Features: 3-mode bicycle flash LED light safety lampIncreases night-time and bad weather visibility for enhanced safetyWaterproof properties for using in raining daysSingle super bright red lightWith three modes: slow flash, quick flash and still onPress once: quick flashPress twice: slow fl… |
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Gorilla Automotive 8017 Motorcycle Alarm with 2-Way Paging System $143.21 The Gorilla 8017 Motorcycle Alarm with 2-way Pager is serious protection for motorcycle enthusiasts that want the ability to keep track of their bike’s security at all times. Along with all the features and hardware found in Gorilla’s model 8007 motorcycle alarm–including adjustable 120db Piezo siren, 3-button remote transmitter operation, 100% waterproof construction and quick easy installatio… |
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The Safety Bicycle $9.14 No Synopsis Available |
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